Bottery Life

Congratulations on purchasing a cut-price robot! While our bitter competitors say that some of our design decisions are questionable (such as the robots exploding when overcharged, or permanently dying when they run out of battery), that’s all part of the fun! After all the robots aren’t any danger, they’ve been programmed to never hurt humans (Conditions apply, robots are allowed to let others harm people, create harmful situations and cause untold psychological damage). Purchase today and we will even throw in 15 free batteries for your new robots!*

 A one page RPG about defective robots.

*Batteries are a imaginary as this is a tabletop role-playing game. I will not actually ship  batteries to you. That would just be silly.